Adventure Time Tees for the Younger Crowd
Okay, so while we grown-ups have Mighty Fine for our Adventure Time T-shirting needs, Bioworld (purveyors of, er, “lifestyle merchandise”) has gone and released a boatload of tees for the show’s shorter fans (kids!). There’s, like, eighteen of them here on Amazon (they’re all boys shirts; sorry, girls). So, boys, go hit up Mom and Dad for those credit cards. Now!
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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FdAs.snj.fksr,fbuk,rev Fhlfhku,zrsfhuk,zshfuk,drxhuklThe pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
OMG I CAN’T
omg
internet browser fanfiction; only on tumblr
made me snigger like i’ve never sniggered before.
tumblr i am very concerned right now
I am going to fuck the Bing out of you
i’ve never died quite like this before
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